Friday, April 20, 2007

Happy Friday

Ok...since I don't post on weekends and with all the drama in the world, I'm posting a 2nd for today (OHHH...LOOK OUT NOW) LOL. I'm sure most have seen this lil funny before, but I hope you laugh AGAIN! Love, Peace and Loc Grease/Pray, Trust and Believe


WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt>divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.


Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

6 comments:

CortneyGee said...

hilfuggilarious .....

dc_speaks said...

yuck yuck...someone had a silly moment

JustMeWriting said...

LOL... WASN'T THAT FUNNY...

Anonymous said...

No, that wasn't funny! first of all who the hell is going to remember this bull schitt? If someone says who is Jack Schitt? Just say your mother and walk away...Yupp, just walk away! Now that's tellin' em'.

This was stupid as schitt!

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...BOY DO I HATE YOU ANON:...YEAH, i HATE YOU...

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