Thursday, May 24, 2007

Chew On This!!! (since I'm busy)

Here's a list of 'Why's' for you guys to ponder and laugh over...I didn't come up with these...but I know you'll enjoy them.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but >check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when >we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Ok that's all folks.

28 comments:

deepnthought said...

you are too goofy. I mean it.

why was I reading these and laughing so hard I woke up my niece

why have I asked myslf these questions myself

JustMeWriting said...

LOL... yes, girl because I be tearing that remote up...LOL pressing so hard...then you tap it...and roll the batteries around (well that's what I do) LOL. Some of the other stuff made me think thought...I why DIDN'T Tarzan have a beard...what did he shave with...and if I already have a 'lisp'...why make the word itself impossible for me to get out... LOL.

dc_speaks said...

lol...too funny.

thanks for the extra laughs.

Nice way to break the monotony.

Nic said...

Gotta work today, but that "ape" one has me stuck on stupid.

Thanks

JustMeWriting said...

yeah...there's nothing like laughter.

nic: I feel you...I'm doing the same thing today and felt same way about the ape.

Ms. Behaving said...

LOLOLOLOLOL. Girl that was hilarious!!!

YAZMAR said...

oh this was hilarious...nice breakup from the day's BS

JustMeWriting said...

hello ms.b I'm glad you laughed...that means you can relate and if you've never thought about that stuff, I'm sure you will now...HAHAHA!

hey yaz (er): I've been giving everbody new names...lol, but yeah...God knows we need that daily breakup from all the foolishness that seem to follow you around; I'm glad you laughed and I'm loving the new lil clip...lol.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Some really good points. Hmmmmm...... lol

mark said...

"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"

mark bey: These are 2 very good questions especially the Tarzan one that is odd.

Its not like tarzan was smart enough to actually shave.

JustMeWriting said...

hey diva...yes...some serious and not so serious stuff to chew on for sure...lol

mark...that's what I was saying about Tarzan, maybe he just couldn't grow hair...LOL.

CortneyGee said...

funny funny funny ... why in the new Batman movies does Batman get some ass then tell everyone his secret identity? Thought that shit was supposed to be a secret playa

GC (God's Child) said...

re Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough?
I have a real problem with that one.

Father-in-law jokes don't exist because they tend to die before their wife and are less likely to come live with the married couple.

There are lots of father-of-the-girlfriend/bride/wife horror stories though.

JustMeWriting said...

cort: LOL... you so silly...I don't remember that happening...hahahah!

gc: you and me both (on the bank issue)that's just unfair...and I laughed at the father-in-law comment and that makes a lot of sense.

JustMeWriting said...

I'd like to add one

Why do movie theaters charge kids over 12-years-old the adult price, but they can't see adult movies without an adult. I HATE THAT... if I got to pay like a grown-up...I'm seeing what they see.

When I take my sons to the movies...I say 'ONE ADULT AND TWO CHILDREN PLEASE'...then they look at my 6-foot-son and try to tell me otherwise...but I say.."ONE ADULT AND TWO CHILDREN PLEASE"...LOL.

MzCoko said...

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

That was the question I used to ask all the time when I was younger..

"Why do movie theaters charge kids over 12-years-old the adult price, but they can't see adult movies without an adult. I HATE THAT... if I got to pay like a grown-up...I'm seeing what they see. " Good point. I'm with that.. I'll do that to my lil sis.

CortneyGee said...

the bank fee is really one that burns me too.. like it cost 35 dollars to tell the other bank this nigga is broke

JustMeWriting said...

mzcoko: YES... I'm darn serious about that movie thing...I can't stand it and I need to start practicing my protest speeches...so I'm fighting this one...LOL (i've not actually protested it,but I'm starting when I go see Shrek 3) I WILL NO BE DENIED!!!

cort: LOL... LOL.. RIGHT, like give me the $35 and I'll go tell them my darn self...

Sojourner G said...

Too funny Shug! Here's one for you:
Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

Ok Ok...if peanut oil comes from peanuts and vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

Ok...I'm done.
Sorry.

Brotha Buck said...

yes, in the summer, we turn the heat up to feel like winter, in the winter we turn on the heat to feel like summer. Were never satisfied.

Ab said...

haaha.. Why do we continue to jab at the elevator button, when you know its on its way down?

deepnthought said...

ok the ones that are being added are funnny.

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha...you are all very witty. the add ons are gut busters..

kudos to the creatvie flow in here.

peace

JustMeWriting said...

soj.g: baby oil comes from babies...LOL.

brotha buck: YEAH... I really had to think about that one...and thanks for the visist.

ab: YES... and I've seen buildings who now have signs up saying only push the button once.

deep: yes they are girl... too funny.

dc: yeah...everybody's showing off their skills.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Lemme see...

Because my remote gets lazy when it is hungry so I gotta work harder.

NSF = Good damn question.

Wet paint? because they like messing with stuff they don't need to .

Who wants to glue the insides of a bottle together?

You would think they would save the money and use the same needles, over, and over, and over again... I guess they don't want to get sued if the person should happen to survive...

You would think that someone raised by apes would have excess capacity to grow hair.

Because props hurt. And he was showing off.

The person who put the "s" in lisp was probably the same one who put cabinets over the stove.

There are still apes because they have yet to evolve. Hell, have you actually talked to the average person? Cause I ain't all that certain about the "evolved" part.

White bubbles. Another good question...

Yes. I keep hoping for that magic refrigerator myself.

You use those trick plastic bags...

I have wondered about that same crazy hot/cold cycle too.

Father-in-law jokes? What, Father's Day isn't enough of a joke already?

Bank. Tree. Hmmm....

A better question is why isn't the bread round?

A penny? You gotta come up with more than that to get my thinking...

JustMeWriting said...

LOL... well thanks for hitting them all.

Ray said...

Ok Jadakiss....WHY OH WHY lol!!

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...ray, and that's ALL we can say WHYYYY...hahah!