Thursday, June 7, 2007

Random

Man, I'm so broke I'm about to go spend the last $11 in my account...like...FRIG it... might as well get a meal.

Ok, random question...

If you were stranded on an island somewhere and found a delicious looking sandwich but there was reason to believe it may be poison (YOU DON'T NEED THE REASON) would you eat the sandwich to prevent yourself from starving?

yeah, I know this might be a dumb question but this is what happens in my office when it's well...Thursday.

18 comments:

MzCoko said...

well no.. i'd eat grass or leaves or some other stuff like that.. but if there was nothing else left.. i'd eat it.. i mean either u gon die of starvation or u gon die from the sandwich.. at least the sandwich will be less painful

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...THANK YOU mzcoko, or endulging my overly silly side...and that was my point. might as well eat the sandwich, because supposed it's NOT poison like you were led to believe. HUM... lol.

Anonymous said...

Yes. why not? but is it a sandwich, cause you know a sandwich just ain't a sandwich with out manwich!!!

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

Question: Will the starvation led to death or will I just be starving until someone finds me?

If the startvation leds to death, may as well eat the sandwich. I won't die on an empty stomach.

If I'm just going to be starving no I wouldn't eat the sandwich. I'll be full off of ocean water, tho. lol

JustMeWriting said...

LOL... LOL...LOL...
anon: LOL... and a manwich ain't a manwhich...it's a MEAL...lol. (You're an idiot)

southern: LOL...YOU SAID YOU GONE DRINK THE OCEAN WATER...HAHAHAHAHAH...that's tooo funny... yeah, you MIGHT be saved and the sandwich MIGHT not be poison, but it's a chance you'll have to take...LOL.

LADY5C0RPII0 said...

If there was something else around like grass or something, I would eat that before I try the sandwich. Better safe, then sorrry..! LOL....

BUT.....!!!

If there were nothing else to eat, and that was in my view, I would eat it, I wouldn't want to die of starvation. Wouldnt want to go out on an empty stomach.....lol..... =)

anonymousnupe said...

Southern Gal is on to it: You'd die of thirst well before you'd starve to death, besides, seaweed, snails, fish, snakes, rats, whatever, all spell McDelicacy when you're starvin'...Marvin. Would there be rain in your scenario, eventually? How about some plastic conveniently washed up on the shore that I could use to distill some water from the atmosphere? Yeah, we gots cable. Plus, I'm old, remember. I know stuff.

JustMeWriting said...

lady5: LOL... seriously...I'd be eating the sandwich before the grass..and pray to God that I don't die from that it wasn't lethal poison, or that I'm rescued and rushed to the hospital, but on a full manwich-sandwich-meal(LOL...you like that Isha)

anonupe: LOL...ok Mcguyver...(you know how to spell it)..LOL.. yeah, stop watching the discovery chanelle all the time...LOL.

Mizrepresent said...

Poisoned sandwich....heck no, i would eat dirt! lol!

anonymousnupe said...

The more pressing problem, for some of us, would be maintaining the proper degree of lip moisture in such hostile conditions. You know, those who happen to have extra well-endowed labia oris could suffer horrific tropical myxedema without their customary weekly tub of petroleum jelly in which to marinate their bulbous protrusions. That’s what's up.

Ms. Behaving said...

Hmmm...I doubt i'd eat the poisoned sandwich.

I think I'd have a better chance at being found while starvation kills me s-l-o-w-l-y as opposed to being full but feeling pain from the poision coursing through my veins.

Uh...no thanks!!

dcsavvystar said...

noooooo.... i would pass on the sandwhich and just make mud pies. lol. i'd definitely be out in the ocean with my stick trying to re-enact a scene i've seen on tv where they catch fish with sticks.

"man vs. wild".... girl, have you seen that? he is the mcghiver (sp?) of the wild - he would totally make it! he would eat the poisoned sandwich and use leaves, bark, berries, and sand to cure himself of poison!

Ab said...

hey, you people talking as if you know for a fact that the sandwich IS poisoned. You just suspect it is, and thats because everything in the island is scary.

and yay, Iv eaten even worse, like fish on the beach fried in oil god knows how old. and Im still alive.

JustMeWriting said...

anonupe: LOL...I REALLY REALLY CAN'T STAND YOU NOW...LOL. You'd betta watch cha back mista...LOL. "OOOHHHH, SHE FITTEN-A KILL MISTA"...LOL. (memba that from Color Purple)

ms.b: LOL... I can't believe you gone let that sandwich go to waste...LOL.

savvy: LOL...now that's a good idea...and i'd probably try something like that too...eat the sandwich then cure myself, but I'd probably end up killing myself...lol. No, I've never seen that show...I'll have to check it out.

ab: THANK YOU...THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING...IT MIGHT NOT BE POISON...so you'd be real mad if you left it and came back and animal ate it and HE DIDN'T DIE...LOL.

Nic said...

How did I miss this post too? Are you watching out your window like,

"Nic just left work...let me go ahead and post now!" LOL!

But to answer your question, Yes I would eat the sandwich. Then I would go on a man-hunt for the A** hole who left it there without a Fanta orange soda for me to wash it down. Stranded island my ass!

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...LOL...LOL... you're an idiot (in a loving way) LOL, girl that's just how darn bored I was about 4:00 yesterday and heck yeah...the sandwich is getting eaten...FO SHO... and I'm feeling you on the soda, because ocean water is salty (so I've heard...lol. )

deepnthought said...

I wouldn't eat the sandwich just because I don't like meat. Maybe if it was no meat on it. lol

JustMeWriting said...

well we'll make it an egg-salad sandwich just for you boo-boo...is that ok...lol I hope so cause that's all we've got...LOL.